transmutationisms:

spam emails are horrifying on an entirely different level once you actually begin to grapple with the material reality of ‘cyberspace’. how many servers were involved in dumping this message into my trash folder, where are they located, how much water goes into cooling them every day? where did the metals come from to build these facilities, who maintains them, how much labour and suffering and exploitation is required to bombard me with 50 messages a day i don’t even look at for products i will never buy? not just useless or a nuisance, but actively harming the earth & its people, and for what. zero social value, zero human communication, just capital trying to metastasise

counter-facts-i-just-made-up:

facts-i-just-made-up:

counter-facts-i-just-made-up:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.

This is actually a common misconception! While the Unicorn Dog did exist and was discontinued following the extinction of unicorns in 2009, the Corn Dog is not a rebranding of the Unicorn Dog! The Corn Dog was created in 2003 by James H. Corn, though it remained a relatively unpopular Ohio treat until 2010 when Mr. Corn took the opportunity left by the Unicorn Dog’s exit from the market to take over the niche.

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phineas-and-ferb-heritage-posts:

ahvra-boyd:

theirisianprincess:

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I love how, in the absence of Perry The Platypus, Heinz Doofenshmirtz immediately goes to antagonize the most competent child with a hat on in his vicinity.

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these tags. I can’t

phineas and ferb heritage post

daily-kobold-facts:

Kobolds are collectible and protectable.

manywinged:

squidy-y2k:

manywinged:

manywinged:

one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.

and yes, they both smoke weed

and which one told you that?

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notyouraverageshows:

It’s me boy, the PS5,

Women are my favorite guy

Cowboy times, I’m wanting more

Leave the girl, stop the war

Boom, inside your brain go zoom

Play my games, feel the groove

Playstation 5 overload

Everybody MOOOOOVEMENT

daily-kobold-facts:

Kobolds defy description. As in, if you try to describe one, they’ll put on a different hat or something to defy your description.